Why My Father Is the Worst Roommate Ever.

• His Cleaning Habits.
• His impulse to tell you what to do, when to do it and expect you to do it within a fraction of a second.
• His obsessive why he will never let you grow up.
• His Jesus obsession (Oh you want to hang a cross in my room? Ha. No.)
• His way of telling you the truth (fucking jackassish and retarded.)
• His way of running your life.
• He doesn't know how to punish people correctly.
• Honestly, he thinks he's funny, but he's really not.
• He is probably a pedo.
• I can't stand the way that he laughs.
• He talks to the TV
• He gives mea bed time, and i'm in trouble if I go over it by a minute.
• Making the bed in the morning is crucial if you feel like leaving the room.
• if you cant see all of the floor, your room is a mess.
• Watching the rest of your show before going to take a shower, Forget about it. Not happening.
• He has no problem telling you that you're 'getting big'
• You want to make choices, forget about it, he makes all the choices for you. Even if they don't pertain to you.

As much as people think that I'm over exaggerating when it comes to my father, I'm really not. He's the worst person to live with. I have so much more that I could put on my list, but it would take more than a million words to fully have you understand.