Teenage Logic

I'm going to hate my body (even though its beautiful) because all the popular people do the same. I'm going to call other people pretty but never accept a compliment myself. I'm going to lather my face in expensive make up and cover up till I feel like I am just as ugly on the outside than I feel I should be on the inside. Then i'm going to have sex with a bunch of people that I don't care about because all the pretty and popular people are whores, so maybe I have to do that too & since that I'm growing up, im not going to listen to my parents and do a shit ton of drugs and drink my ass off every night; it seems like a waste of time but thats alright because all the cool people are there, and maybe if they see me there they will think the same thing as me. I will shop for all my clothes at really expensive places and do my hair like I was going to the prom too to put more work on myself and make myself struggle in the morning.

And just to put the cherry on top of the ice cream, i'm going to pass by every mirror and fix my hair because I think i'm never good enough for anyone..

Sounds like a god damn fucking bitching ass plan.